If I asked you what you're looking for in a home, what would you say? A modern kitchen with a quartz island large enough to give your guests equal opportunity at the fancy cheese off your charcuteries board? Carpet-free floors throughout the whole house with no need for transitions? Main-floor laundry (because climbing stairs is overrated anyway) or a private yard where you can have conversations into the night that don't end up on tomorrow morning's neighbourhood Facebook feed? What about a secret staircase behind a closet door that opens up to additional finished attic space? Narnia vibes included. And if I told you all of this is possible for under $500,000--would it be enough to convince you to do a drive-by? Maybe no one knows you secretly check the MLS daily on your lunch break, convincing yourself this kind of opportunity no longer exists. But what if it actually does--and this is your chance to get in the market? And this house...it didn't just come to play. The big things are already done: a steel roof, two completely updated and swanky hexagon-tiled bathrooms, 200-amp electrical service, updated plumbing and windows, A/C (2022), an inground saltwater pool, a fully fenced yard, and parking for 6. So start the car and do the creepy drive-by first if you must. Then call up your friends. Book them for moving day. And stay.